NetJetSet Tips
By popular demand, a complete list of the tips for the wannabe Net Jet Setter:
#NJStip 12: always put “great”, “super”, “amazing” and “awesome” in ur twit, you’ll only need a few more words to complete it to 140c.
#NJStip 10: always infer that your “friend” Vladimir Putin came to this conference to meet you, not to address the crowd.
#NJStip 9: the status of your mailbox is more important for people to know than the actual revenue numbers of your business.
#NJStip 8: always say “interesting” about something that bores you to death. Perpetual smile is mandatory.
NetJetsetter tip #7: never disclose anything substantial about things previewed to you. The interesting part in the discusion is YOU.
NetJetSetter tip #6: You’re always previewed works of mainstream artists (?). Underground is the enemy of your personal brand.
NetJetSetter tip #5: always RT very high profile people as if it was a private message to you. There are people higher than you, so far.
NetJetSetter tip #4: always mention at least 2 famous people while namedropping. Celebrities flock around you all the time.
NetJetSetter tip #3: always put “great” before “lunch” in your tweets. It is impossible that you eat shit in a lame place.
NetJetsetter tip #2: always tease online, whatever you do next. Except for going to the loo. You ought to have privacy, fcs.
NetJetSetter tip #1: always start your tweets with “awesome”. You don’t live the same life as the others.
The good people amongst you will have noticed that the NJSTip number 11 is missing. Here it is:
#NJSTip 11: always put obvious holes in whatever you publish, so that your “audience” can jump in and create a “conversation”, that it is about void doesn’t matter.
